Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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