we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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