Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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