what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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