I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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