i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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