Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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