After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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