Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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