everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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