O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Randomize
