Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Randomize
