I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
