so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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