wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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