question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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