What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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