I just pynch a tree in the face
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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