You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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