Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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