I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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