maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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