Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Can I color on your dick again?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You've changed since you got that strap on
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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