What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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