He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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