I love having hate sex.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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