So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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