She said her name was "party"
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
she woke up with a sticky ear
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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