We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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