Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
