I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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