we have officially mastered the walk of shame
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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