I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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