Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
3pm strippers are depressing
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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