You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Randomize
