Pants 0. Shit 1.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Randomize
