Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Text me some of your sweat
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