season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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