I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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