But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
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