check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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