im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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