And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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