She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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