I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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