i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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