Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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