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i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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