First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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