so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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