dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Will exercising make me less horny?
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