Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Randomize
